Royal Blue Lengha 👌
Manslation: Women owe sex to men, but debase themselves by participating in it (men, being superior, are not similarly affected). Women are either sluts or frigid ice queens; there can be no middle ground because if I allow myself to believe that most women are normal, reasonable, actual people, then I will have nothing else to blame when none of them will fuck me (which they shouldn’t, because I’m fucking awful).
hahahahahahahahahahaha this blog is so funny xD
My book Love & Misadventure now available online from Amazon, Barnes & Noble and The Book Depository + major bookstores including Barnes & Noble, Kinokuniya, Fully Booked, Periplus, Waterstones, Indigo/Chapters + more.
don’t you hate it when you go out for a coffee and then come back home at 3am drunk as fuck?
My friend asked me to walk down the stairs while he filmed me and it was the best decision I made all month.
Ugh, couples on facebook make me want to vomit everywhere. “I’ve traveled a million miles with the man of my dreams and I can’t wait to travel a million more!!!!!!!!11!!!1! He’s sooooooo perfect and I love him sooooooooo much that I feel the need to post about it multiple times a day and am actually incapable of having a conversation without mentioning him at least twelve times!”